Gashead's Blog Wonders



Choose a ham. Choose bread sauce. Choose sprouts. Choose pigs in blankets. Choose a fucking big turkey. Choose Quality Street, Doritos, battery chicken goujons and endless cans of Fosters. Choose bad health, high cholesterol, and dental ruination. Choose high salt content natural flavour replacements. Choose Iceland home delivery. Choose your guests you invite every year and they never bring a bottle. Choose leisurewear and matching Ugg boots. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase because the old one was scruffy. Choose Baileys and wondering who the fuck you are on Boxing Day morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing Christmas shows, sticking junk food into your mouth. Choose nibbling away at Thai prawns, fed from dragging weighted nets across the seabed destroying all marine life by trafficked labourers, nothing more than an embarrassment to the shelfish, fucked up food you eat to replace yourself, choose your food.

Choose fish pie.



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The News Of The World Final Edition Free CD

This coming Sunday marks the final ever edition of The News Of The World. Surprisingly, they are including a free CD for their readers and all the more surprising there is some great music on it. See the track-listing below :

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Simply Red - Sad Old Red
The Undertones - You've Got My Number
Captain Sensible - Stop The World
Donna Summer - Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)
Blondie - Call Me/Hanging On The Telephone (Live)
Simon And Garfunkel - Why Don't You Write Me
Rolf Harris - Sun Arise
Gordon Lightfoot - If You Could Read My Mind
Grandmaster Flash - The Message
The Jam - News Of The World (Andy Coulson Edit)
Toy Dolls - Rupert The Bear

If you feel something else should have been included please leave suggestions in the comments.