Gashead's Blog Wonders

24Dec/140

Turkeyspotting

Choose a ham. Choose bread sauce. Choose sprouts. Choose pigs in blankets. Choose a fucking big turkey. Choose Quality Street, Doritos, battery chicken goujons and endless cans of Fosters. Choose bad health, high cholesterol, and dental ruination. Choose high salt content natural flavour replacements. Choose Iceland home delivery. Choose your guests you invite every year and they never bring a bottle. Choose leisurewear and matching Ugg boots. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase because the old one was scruffy. Choose Baileys and wondering who the fuck you are on Boxing Day morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing Christmas shows, sticking junk food into your mouth. Choose nibbling away at Thai prawns, fed from dragging weighted nets across the seabed destroying all marine life by trafficked labourers, nothing more than an embarrassment to the shelfish, fucked up food you eat to replace yourself, choose your food.

Choose fish pie.

 

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